News
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Our New Saftey Measures: Keeping Us Safe in a Hostile World
As tensions rise in the world, the proletariat revolts, the Middle East uproars, and political [...] -
The Genomics Conference: A Field Trip Outside the Classroom Walls
When most people think of academics at SRS, they think of students sitting in classrooms, [...] -
Ryan Returns: A Presentation on Undergraduate Research
On March 8th, 2012, Ryan Dhindsa, a Sage Ridge alumnus and current freshman at Duke [...] - More from News
Entertainment
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SRS Theater Department Changes the Spring Musical to Fuzzard
For those bored with the standard plays performed by the Theater Department, this spring will [...] -
A New Music Genre Is Upon Us (But No One Knows About It)
There’s a new phenomenon in the music industry that’s been overlooked for a long time [...] -
The Vow: A Safe Choice, But Not Much More
With a title like ‘The Vow,’ this movie seems promising: rings, eternal love, and tears. [...] - More from Entertainment
In Focus
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Compost Pile Disaster!
The Eco Council has certainly left its mark on the school this year by implementing [...] -
Next Year’s Awesome Outdoor Education Destinations
Each year, on the third week of school, students from all grades board buses and [...] -
The New Security System at Sage Ridge
As of March 12, a new security system has been put in place in order [...] - More from In Focus
Sports
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Shaw Strength: Is He the Best?
Hayden Shaw may be the strongest man to have ever graced the halls of Sage [...] -
Join Track, NOW!!
Weird how fast people can run when they really want to. [...] -
Skiing to State
Even with a small team and a short season, the Scorpions excelled this year. [...] - More from Sports
Other Recent Articles
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Grant’s Rants: On Communism
The day is finally here, my comrades! Having waited 150 years since The Most Equal Comrade Marx predicted its occurrence, the great, worldwide revolution of the Proletariat has finally arrived! I know some of you began to have doubts, to contemplate abandoning our quest to bring about the scientifically inevitable. I know many of you [...]
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Gotta Catch ‘em All: A New Club at Sage Ridge
A new club is shocking the halls of Sage Ridge. After many years of hard labor trying to get the club started, it is finally here. It has quickly become the most popular club of all time, acquiring the membership of nearly half of the entire high school in just the first two weeks. Sage [...]
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