Shaw Strength: Is He the Best?

Hayden Shaw may be the strongest man to have ever graced the halls of Sage Ridge School. Fortunately, this strapping young buck has decided to test his luck in the shot put. He is the first shot putter to attend Sage Ridge in five years. For those of you who do not know, the shot [...]

Compost Pile Disaster!

The Eco Council has certainly left its mark on the school this year by implementing various programs and innovations on campus in hopes of reducing the environmental impact of Sage Ridge.  However, this environmentally friendly club has taken a turn for the worst. Two days ago, Jordan Welch (‘14) reported that “peculiar smells seemed to [...]

SRS Theater Department Changes the Spring Musical to Fuzzard

For those bored with the standard plays performed by the Theater Department, this spring will bring a new dramatic experience.

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Our New Saftey Measures: Keeping Us Safe in a Hostile World

As tensions rise in the world, the proletariat revolts, the Middle East uproars, and political turmoil heats up, Sage Ridge School is facing a new era of threats never seen before. With recent targeted killings on campus, and the discovery of several landmines planted on the field, the school needs to lock down on its [...]

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    A new club is shocking the halls of Sage Ridge. After many years of hard labor trying to get the club started, it is finally here.  It has quickly become the most popular club of all time, acquiring the membership of nearly half of the entire high school in just the first two weeks.  Sage [...]

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